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			<title><![CDATA[Upon Further Review, Week 12]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Sunday's Lions game brought to you by the letter 'O' and the number 10 

One for the bookies
Referee Scott Green admitted to reporters his crew mistakenly took away a Steelers touchdown late in the Pittsburgh-San Diego game. The Steelers won anyway, 11-10 -- the first such score in NFL history.
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			<pubDate>Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 11:30 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Upon Further Review: Week 10]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA["We do more before fourth down than most people do all day"


Biggest owie
Vikings return man Charles Gordon broke his leg bringing a kick back against the Packers in the second quarter. A tackler rolled up on Gordon's ankle, turning it almost completely around. 
Luckily, unlike the wussy]]></description>
			<pubDate>Sun, Nov 9, 2008 at 11:27 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Upon Further Review: Week 9]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Maverick NFL quips -- yes we can


Put it on the bored


Few non-Bengals fans have as much appreciation for the Bengals as Lions fans. Every season, no matter how putrid the Lions are, their fans can say, "at least we're not the Bengals."


That's not the case after Sunday.


The Bengals]]></description>
			<pubDate>Mon, Nov 3, 2008 at 12:55 AM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Prank-a-Shaq]]></title>
			<link>http://info.detnews.com/redesign/blogs/sidelinesatireblog/index.cfm?blogid=147</link>
			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[As a true Pistons fan, I detest the Spurs. But I have to say, Spurs coach Gregg Popovich is one funny dude.

Hack-a-Shaq is a defensive technique designed to stop -- you guessed it -- Shaquille O'Neal. Here's how it works: 
1) Foul Shaq late in the game, if your team is down by a few points.  ]]></description>
			<pubDate>Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 2:29 AM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Reel hilarity: Roy Williams as Tatum Bell]]></title>
			<link>http://info.detnews.com/redesign/blogs/sidelinesatireblog/index.cfm?blogid=146</link>
			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Roy Williams is still a Lion in (Halloween) spirit. That explains why he flew from Dallas back to Detroit for the Lions' Halloween party. 


Check out Williams' costume: He dressed up as Tatum Bell, best known for (supposedly) ganking Rudi Johnson's suitcase:
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			<pubDate>Tue, Oct 28, 2008 at 11:45 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Upon further review: Week 8]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Cutting commentary requiring more surgery to remove the infection.

Take two of these ... 
Michigan State product Plaxico Burress, now with the Giants, was benched for the first quarter against the Steelers on Sunday because he missed a therapy session earlier in the week. We know what you're]]></description>
			<pubDate>Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 3:10 AM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Upon further review, Week 7]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA["Spreading around our wealth of NFL knowledge for Joe the Plumber"


Weirdest moment

Three helium balloons caused a power-line short that killed the power at Ralph Wilson Stadium before the start of the Bills-Chargers game, forcing the teams to play for 45 minutes without power. CBS didn't get]]></description>
			<pubDate>Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 3:03 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Upon further review, Week 6]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA["In need of a bailout after putting too much stock in our draft picks"

Bye times
How they spent the bye week:


Bills: QB identifying himself as "Ed Trentwards" showed up at team headquarters, insisted he's recovered from his concussion.
Chiefs: Janitor with can of paint approached Tony]]></description>
			<pubDate>Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 10:56 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dolphins fined for 'Cupid Shuffle']]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Jake Long is already showing the poise of a veteran.


Long, the former Michigan offensive lineman whom the Dolphins made the No. 1 overall pick this season, decided not to take part in teammate Ronnie Brown's touchdown celebration this past Sunday. Brown, along with  offensive linemen Vernon]]></description>
			<pubDate>Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 1:44 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Golden Girl and Super Mario]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Why this public-service announcement was shot, we might never know. Just be grateful Bea Arthur, Mario Lemieux and Tony Fernandez all had an opening in their schedules one fine day in the 1980s ...
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			<pubDate>Mon, Oct 6, 2008 at 9:30 PM</pubDate>
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